Flashback - January 21, 2006 at the Tropicana Casino/Resort in Atlantic City, NJ
It is about 9 pm on a Saturday night and after eating at Seaside Cafe, I head over to the poker room (one of the only non-smoking havens in the casino) and cash in $200 at the cashier for some chips. After my initials were called, I was led to my seat at a $1/$2 No Limit Texas Hold' Em game. After settling in and making light banter with my neighbors, I begin to play.This is yet again another true story about my casino exploits. I don't really consider poker gambling because I am not playing against the house, where their games have a built-in edge, but rather against other players where the probability for winning is inherent in the cards you receive and also on the skill you possess. I would put poker in the same category as stock investing because success is usually achieved if you make the right decisions based on probabilities. The best players know when to stay in the hand and when to stay out of a hand.
After about 2 rounds of unplayable cards (at least for me), I finally get something I can play. I was dealt a JH TH (jack and ten of hearts) and sitting right behind the button I proceed to call the $5 pre-flop raise that already had 5 callers. At the flop, there was a total of 8 people who called (loose table) and the flop came 9S 2H 8H (Pot = $57). Nice, I had both a flush draw and an open ended straight draw and with a $10 bet it was a no-brainer call. Four people paid to see the turn which was the AH (Pot = $97). Sweet, I hit my flush although it was not the nuts (best possible hand). Second position bets $25, third position folds, I re-raise another $25 making it $50 total to protect my already made flush. First position folds and second position hesitantly calls. The river comes a KD (Pot = $172). Second position checks, I bet $30, he calls. I show the flush and he mucks. I can only assume that he has maybe two pair with the ace but who knows. He says "good hand" which is actually poker lingo for "You Bastard!" and I reply with the cordial "thanks". After raking in my chips, I tip the dealer $3 and begin to stack my chips.
After what seemed like an eternity of second class hole cards slowly eating away my stack (stack = $335), I finally received a gift from the poker gods. Pocket Rockets! Sweet! Struggling to maintain my poker face and sitting in third position, I raise pre-flop to make it $15 to play. Fourth position folds, fifth position calls, sixth position calls, seventh position re-raises it to $50 and everyone after folds with the raise coming back to me. I re-raise to $100, causing pretty much everyone else to fold besides me and the guy in the seventh position. He stares at me for a good minute and then goes all in making it another $210 to go. I think to myself - Nice, this is the situation I want, I have the best hand and I get to put all my chips in play, I call. We flip, he had Cowboys (Pocket Kings) and I turn over my aces. Flop turns 3D 7H 9H (Pot = $650), a bunch of rags and the flush draw wasn't an issue since we both had hearts. Turn comes JC - Nice, just one more bullet to dodge. As the dealer turns over the river card, a KS, my heart sinks, Cracked Aces, once again. The table exclaims in my sympathy as I looked in disbelief as what SHOULD have been mine was now being taken by someone else. I would feel victimized but I've experienced so many bad beats in poker than one almost feels that the rules of probability do not apply to this game. Needless to say, I quickly lost the remaining $25 on a few tilt-induced plays.
Now back to the issue of big jackpot lotteries giving a false sense of "pot odds". According to this website devoted to probabilities surrounding the Mega Millions lottery, the odds of winning are 1 out of 175,711,536. So it is common to assume that as long as the jackpot is above $175,711,536, it makes sense to play because the payout is higher than your probability of winning. But most big jackpots, after all the taxes that are deducted, are never above that probability and when you account for the increased chance of multiple winners for big jackpots (since a lot more people play), the probability doesn't even come close. Also, according to government statistics, there are about 1.3 deaths per 100 million vehicle miles (1 in 76,923,076). So if you drive half a mile to the store to buy the lottery ticket and drive half a mile back home, your chance of getting killed or killing someone else is 2.5x more likely than winning the Mega Millions Jackpot. For those who drive even further to buy tickets or those on motorcycles, I don't even want to do the calculations. In conclusion, according to probabilities, Mega Millions Jackpot lottery is a fool's bet (I'm sure the lottery winner from Georgia disagrees).
Truthfully speaking, I wouldn't be surprised if I end up spending more money on lottery tickets in the future because "hey, you never know".
Recommended Reading: Winning Decisions: Getting It Right the First Time by J. Edward Russo and Paul J. H. Schoemaker